But I don't want to eat spam!

The ICON SPAM Meme

How it works!

◆ Post with your character!
name and series and all that jazz, you know the drill
◆ Reply to OTHER characters!

...

So what's the catch?

You can only use ICONS.

So when you reply to someone else, use an icon that looks like
an appropriate response to the expression that the other person's
icon shows!

(Snagged from memebells on LJ)

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[meme] smut

In some feelings

HORNY CONFESSIONS

↝ Comment with your character/prefs.
↝ Other characters are forced to admit their horny, dirty thoughts and confessions about yours. No matter the situation, no matter the relationship, no matter how long they've known each other. Even if they've literally never met.
↝ Be sexy. Be stupid.

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Arranged Marriage

Arranged Marriage

Marriage for love is a such a modern concept. In the past, marriage was
recognised as a social contract. Unions were entered into for many
reasons: to obtain property, to unite families, to carry on a bloodline,
et cetera. Whatever the reason, congratulations, you're getting married!

How to Play:
Post with your character | fandom | and any preferences.
Be sure to mention any scenarios you are interested or not interested in playing.
Tag Others.
Be awesome to each other.
Have fun!

POSSIBLE REASONS:
STATION: You come from a royal, noble, or otherwise distinguished family who has chosen a suitable spouse for you.
FEUD: You are being married to put an end to the bitter enmity between your two families.
ECONOMICS: Your economic state and/or your station will improve through the union, though one of you may be marrying down.
EMPIRE: You and your spouse are merging your businesses and/or property to create something more influential or profitable.
TRIBUTE: You have been offered as a gift or appeasement, alternately you're the spoils of war.
BLOODLINE: Carrying on your distinguished family name has fallen to you and the equally well-bred spouse of your family's selection.
DISAPPROVAL: Your marriage has been arranged to keep you away from the person with whom you truly wish to be.

POSSIBLE SCENARIOS
FIRST MEETING: This is the very first time you're meeting your future spouse.
COURTSHIP: To get to know each other and encourage affection, your family has approved of you going on dates.
ENGAGEMENT PARTY: Be it a huge, formal affair or a small, intimate get together, you're celebrating (or pretending).
WEDDING DAY: The big day!
RECEPTION: The big party!
WEDDING NIGHT: Every meme needs a smut prompt, right?
HONEYMOON: Where will you go with your new spouse and what will you do there?

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Touch

TOUCH MEME

From birth, human beings are wired to touch and to be touched. Whether it's a warm embrace or a reassuring hand on the shoulder, touch is an integral part of human interaction and creating bonds. Not all forms of touch are created equal however. Some are gentle and uplifting while others can be discouraging or even harmful, so one should always be mindful of the unspoken messages they intend to convey to those around them.

how to play

Comment with your character and preferences.
Others reply with one or multiple prompts.
Profit!

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[meme] texting

midnight texting

The Midnight Texting Meme

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ~~Do they need help hiding a body???~~ Pick up your phone and find out!

Rules:

● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
● Tag others
● Have fun!

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! meme round up

Weekly meme round!-up: Sep 14 - 20

Mod post:

Re: Reminder about reverse memes/alternate versions of similar memes. (reverse smut/shipping picture prompt meme - shipping picture prompt meme, In a word meme - One word descriptor meme - find the word meme. Shame your muse - Kinkshame your muse meme, kissr meme - tindr meme)

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[meme] gen

Getting hammered... IN SPACE!

the space bar meme

It's a bar... in SPACE! Whether you're coming into port after a long haul, just clocking off from your engineering duties, or you were mysteriously zapped here through interdimensional means... you sure could go for a drink.

Watch out, that glowy blue stuff really packs a punch.

[ Get Memes! ]

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[meme] shipping

I am only a soft boi in my soft boi era

a meme for softness

- toss your character into the mix.
- tag around. use the prompt list below to find any soft, affectionate action you can dream of, or come up with your own.
- float into a state of bliss. nothing but warmth and light and love here, babes.
- if nothing else, be s o f t.

( prompts )

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HIGH STATUS

relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

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Bubblin

the intimate bathing meme;

Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:

Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
Reply to others!

I could pick one or two

MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE

✱ Comment with your character. Feel free to include a link to a picture of them at their best/most flattering/cutest/beautiful/handsome/most appealing/etc.
✱ Other characters are ~~forced to~~ ~~gently compelled~~ to admit the one part of yours they find the most attractive. Hair? Eyes? Muscles? That height? That mole? That ass...umption that they're a great person?
✱ Your character now has to flip all the scripts and fess up to others.
✱ Rinse. Repeat. Regret.
✱ Of course, if they're boring, some people might be drawn to a personality trait over a physical one.
✱ But that cute smile, tho. Lemme swoon.

childhood

THE CHILDHOOD MEME

Childhood. That magical time between infancy and adulthood where you feel invincible. Where you haven't a care or responsibility in the world. It's a time where imagination runs wild and every day is a new adventure waiting to be had.

While there's plenty of fun out there in the world of adults, there's nothing that quite compares to the innocence of those early years. So, grab your juice box, your favorite toy and remember to be back before the streetlights come on.

HOW TO PLAY:

○ This meme is targeted toward the younger end of the age spectrum (15 and under), but that doesn't mean older characters aren't welcome. Does your character have a soft spot for children? Are they typically the type to be the babysitter? Or maybe they're the older sibling being dragged along to keep an eye on the younger one? Aging down is also an acceptable option, haven't we all wondered what our characters would have been like as kids?
○ Comment with your character, canon, preferences, and any other info you'd like to include.
○ Reply to others.
○ Thread and have fun!

( PROMPTS UNDER THE CUT )

That's a shitpost

flirty text starters

how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
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Smut picture prompts

smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

in the words of a legendary vine...

Or maybe it won't, but it's worth a shot anyway.

the honesty meme

Best read with this song in your head.

1. Post your character.
2. Ask others questions.
3. Answer honestly! (Or as honest as y'all can be about this shit.)
4. Hilarity ensues???

Dennys

It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.

Except Denny's.

RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.

Ahoy and avast

Age of Sail
Welcome to the high seas and the Caribbean, in the Golden Age of Sail—and Piracy! Hoist anchors and set sail, because there’s adventure—and treasure—on the horizon.

( cut for length )

hackerman strikes again

the PHOTO LEAK meme
you shouldn't have clicked on that link. believe it or not, that wasn't sabrina carpenter sending your free tickets to her tour - now, your phone is hacked! good thing you don't have anything important stored on there...right? nothing embarrassing or incriminating. definitely not screenshots of your $500 dunkin donuts uber eats order. personally, i only store government secrets on MY icloud.

- comment with your character and an image from their 'camera roll.' sfw and nsfw welcome, just mark the latter.
- others respond as if your character's number just texted them and attached the above.
- of course, you and i know it was those nefarious hackers, not your innocent angel baby. they'd never.

dates.

dates!

Send 🌺 for our muses to go on a botanical gardens date.
Send 🍓 for our muses to go on a picnic date.
Send 🐠 for our muses to go on an aquarium date.
Send 🦁 for our muses to go on a zoo date.
Send ☕️ for our muses to go on a coffee date.
Send 🍷 for our muses to go on a dinner date.
Send 🍿 for our muses to go on a cinema date.
Send 🐈 for our muses to go on a cat café date.
Send ⛸️ for our muses to go on an ice skating date.
Send 🎢 for our muses to go on a theme park date.
Send 🎄 for our muses to go on a Christmas market date.
Send 🎭 for our muses to go on a theatre date.
Send 🎵 for our muses to go on a concert date.
Send 🎃 for our muses to go on a pumpkin picking date.
Send 🏖️ for our muses to go on a beach date.
Send 🎇 for our muses to go on a New Years date.
Send 💆‍♀️for our muses to go on a spa date.
Send 🔎 for our muses to go on a mystery/wildcard date.

Vampire propaganda

Kiss of the Vampire

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Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because evil is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at lovemaking makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, the bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure.

When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor.

( Text from these TVTropes articles. )

Roles
1. Vampire
2. Victim

Prompts
1. Willing - You're either a friend of a vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person.
2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however?
3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different.
4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently.
5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat.
6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far...
7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side.